A UK Man Has a Colossal Sneezing Fit and Uncovers a 40-Year-Old Secret

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Steve Easton of Surrey in the UK suffered a terrible sneezing fit, and when he was done he pulled a rubber dart cap from his nose. After telling his mother about the event, she recalled a story he had forgotten from when Steve was just 7 or 8 years old. As it turns out, he was taken to the hospital after getting a dart stuck up his nose as a kid, where doctors were unable to find it after X-rays.

Here's Easton telling it in his own words:

Blow the Candles and Make a Wish. For a Fire Extinguisher, for Example

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A Semi Accidentally Took This Smaller Vehicle for a Ride

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Might be Time for Some Gutters

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Grandma Has Just One Wish for Her 102nd Birthday: Better Denture Glue

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This Over-the-Top Turkish Soap Opera Accidentally Aired Scenes Without Their Special Effects

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According to the Reddit thread where this video was posted, the drama is full of cautionary tales about people who need to change their path in life or face damnation - clearly what's going on in this video.

Assuming you believe damnation is getting bothered by awkward men in green suits.

Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone

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Paul Knight from the UK here ripped away a woman's bag (perhaps searching for the cheeky Nando's inside) while she was walking home with her husband. After he had left the scene he realized he dropped his phone along the way. And what better way to get back your lost goods than ask the police for help?

That did not end well.

The money quote, however, comes from the case's judge Edward Bindloss:

You dropped your mobile phone and in a rather unsophisticated act you telephoned the police and inquired if someone had handed it in. That is how you came to be arrested.