A-Rod Gets a Warm Welcome Back Onto the Field

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In One Picture, the Whitest and Most Awkward Moment of "Jeopardy!" Ever

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ABC Has Basically no Idea What Flags Are

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A Drunken Teen Goes an His Chainsaw Flowerpot Rampage

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From the Queensland Times:

It will be alleged the man – who was wearing a flower pot over his head in an attempt to conceal his identity – entered the store about 4.30am on Monday, while two staff members were cleaning a coffee machine.

Wielding a chainsaw which was running at the time, the man lunged at the store attendants, who retreated into a back room.

Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants. He is accused of damaging a parked vehicle upon fleeing the scene.

Before Going on the News, Maybe Clear Your Browsing History?

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The Most Condescending Guide to the Super Bowl: Ladies' Night Edition

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Seattle Fans Are Totally off the Deep End Making These Marshawn Lynch-Inspired Sausages

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