"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter

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It seems like only two weeks ago a Kansas woman set her home on fire trying to deal with the ever-present spider menace. Well, the same thing has just happened with a Seattle man. From Komo News:

A man who lived at the home told fire officials he was trying to kill a spider in his laundry room using a can of spray paint and a lighter when the wall caught fire, according to Kyle Moore with the Seattle Fire Department. The man wasn't able to put the fire out himself, and he left the home when it began to spread.

Somewhere out there is a spider with burn wounds and a taste for vengeance. Congratulations, Seattle man, you've created the first spider super villain.

This News Story is Like Every Rage Comic Come to Life

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This Poor Husband Was Clearly Not Meant to be the Spider-Hunter of the Household

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This is What Happens When a Spider Joins Your Selfie

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Mazda is Recalling Thousands of Cars... Because of Spiders in the Gas Tank

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You have two options: Return your Mazda to a local dealer for repairs, or BURN IT TO THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY AND SAVE THE HUMAN RACE.

This Arachnophobic Had a Very Interesting Way to Help Cure His Fear

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This Might Have Been an Over-Reaction

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