Bacon Has Been Used for Evil. By a Woman Named Crispi. You Can't Make This Up.

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Yep, that was an attempted arson by burning bacon, perpetrated by a woman with the last name Crispi. Check it out:

This Gun Tattoo Inspired a Very Real Police Standoff

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Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.