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Dad quotes on Twitter that are cheesy on the humor and full of cringe.

48 Dad Quotes That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

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County mower messes with dad's shrubs, so dad ends up taking revenge with rebar | r/ProRevenge u/SwizzleMalarki 1y Join County mower trimmed down our shrubs no reason. Go ahead and try again First time posting reading post on here about neighbor running over poles their yard and reminded this story. Also writing this my phone, so bear with Tl;dr at bottom 7 or 8 my dad planted row shrubs along front property. They started out as scrawny sticks, but fast-forward few years and they were big

County Mower Shreds Dad's Shrubs, Dad Revenges With Rebar

Hard to mow a reinforcing bar.

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story of plumber who got stiffed so he grouted their bathroom with sugar

Couple Stiffs Plumber Dad So He Grouts Their Bathroom With Sugar

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Dad Never Understood the Point of a "Drive-Thru"

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Dad Makes Things as Awkward as Possible When He Tries Buying Pads for His Daughter

Dad Makes Things as Awkward as Possible When He Tries Buying Tampons for His Daughter

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

The funny dads of Twitter

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Perks of The Family Business

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Here We Observe the Ellusive Dad-Dancer in His Natural Habitat

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The Struggle Is Real as This New Dad Attempts to Change a Diaper Without Throwing Up

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Like Father Like Daughter

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dads ashes make dad joke for the ages

Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke

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The Perfect End to a Stupid Prank

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Where Do You See Yourself in 5 Years?

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Sleep Soundly, Little Sunflower

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It Is A Job!

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