And The Guy With "MURDER" Tattooed on His Neck Was Charged With... Murder.

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From the New York Daily News:

A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

Prosecutors say they aren't opposed to Jeffrey Chapman covering his tattoo, but Barton County's sheriff says he's against transporting Chapman to a licensed tattoo facility — the only places tattoo artists are allowed to practice under Kansas law.

A Common Criminal With a Very Heroic Name

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Batman here was caught stealing an ATM card, stealing money from a business, and illegal drug use. That's not behavior fitting of a hero, buddy.

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