And The Guy With "MURDER" Tattooed on His Neck Was Charged With... Murder.

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From the New York Daily News:

A Kansas man charged with first-degree murder is afraid the tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" across his neck might prejudice a jury, so he is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover it up.

Prosecutors say they aren't opposed to Jeffrey Chapman covering his tattoo, but Barton County's sheriff says he's against transporting Chapman to a licensed tattoo facility — the only places tattoo artists are allowed to practice under Kansas law.

At Least This is a Start?

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This Thief Gets Caught With His Pants Down. No Wait, Pants ON FIRE.

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The Dumbest Criminals Ever Attempted to Set an ATM on Fire

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A Common Criminal With a Very Heroic Name

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Batman here was caught stealing an ATM card, stealing money from a business, and illegal drug use. That's not behavior fitting of a hero, buddy.

This Guy Tries to Steal a Tethered iPad. Watch How it Goes for Him.

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Here's How You Accidentally Set Up Your Own Drug Bust

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