That Doesn't Seem Relevant to the News at Hand...

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A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.

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Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...

[UPDATE] Surprising absolutely no one, plastic surgeons chiming in are highly skeptical about the plausibility of this kind of story, and the video interview with Tridevil doesn't really help her case at all.

That's the Look of Some Kids That Are Going to Walk Home in Shame

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Look Closely, and You Can See This Commercial Makes a Very Silly Cleavage Edit

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Look Close, but Hands Off!

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Sorry, This is Not a "White Snake" Video

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Meanwhile, in Italy...

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WARNING: Some scantily-clad Italian ladies, as well as senseless silly slap-fighting.