Such Choices!

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Subway Long-Jump Wasn't Quite Long Enough

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Sweet Dreams FAIL

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This is the Perfect Place to Practice Your Stances

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Probably Fake of the Day: One Man Gets a Little too Excited at Exactly the Wrong Time

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This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

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You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts.

Put One Rat on New York's Subway and Everything Becomes Totally Chaotic

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If I didn't tell you it was a rat in this video, you probably would have thought an armed gunman had made it onto the train, right?