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It Sounds the Same to English-Speaking Ears Anyway

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Robin's Ready to Run the Jewels

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Not Even the Grim Reaper Could Stop a Grandma On Her Way to a Hungry Grandkid

Not Even the Grim Reaper Could Stop a Grandma On Her Way to a Hungry Grandkid

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And She Probably Only Likes The Prequels

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As Long As He Takes Them On Schedule

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There Better be a Cheerleader Under Your Bed!

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It's Not a Party Until WiFi Shows Up

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Canada: America's Quiet, Cooler Sibling

Text - the-random-thought-caravan: apocalypse-aradia glorious-randomness: anderlynn I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family this is 100% definitely what happened. and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily trudat 194,248 notes

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Baby I Just Want to Show You My CAM Cycle

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Fun Fact: Octopuses Are Terrifying

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Benjamin Franklin ALWAYS Has His Blinker on and Everything

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Dad Humor Has Reached its Zenith

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Bring Us the Wookie, and the Nutella

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Butter it Up!

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