Damn! I Wanted to Get in on That Action...

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Cheated the Cashier Out of Ten Bucks. PRAISE JESUS!

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cheat,stealing,jesus,praise jesus
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I'm Parably Gonna Go to Jail for This

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SO. MUCH. PUN.

Plagiarism Fail

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Your Life Is Worth Its Weight in Tobacco

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What kind of horrible people would name their child "Karma's a B*tch?"

People Are Just the Worst

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stealing,bike,irony
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By Harvey
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Hooray for Petty Theft!

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