Status: Feeling [Run Over by a Car Emoji]

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@The_Real_Jesus, Could You at Least Follow Me Back or Something?

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Come for Disney World, Stay for the Shattering of Your Faith in People

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Using Your Phone as a Phone is OVER

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Looks Like Portland is Finally Getting Salty AF About Portlandia

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Classic: Look Both Ways, THEN Retweet

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What's Your Sign?

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How Else am I Supposed to Clean This iPhone?

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Sara's Definitely Not Going to Feel Welcome Now

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Clearly Not a Math Major

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Look Ma, I'm a Unicorn!

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Someone Grab the Smelling Salts, Cause Roger Goodell Just Got Clotheslined By These Brutal Signs at Patriots Parade

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Friends, Potential Partners, Anyone!

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LETT DEE BUTTHURT FLOW TROO YOO!!!

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Time to Give Up on Humanity

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It Can't Even

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