Patton Oswald is Nominated for a Grammy, and Now He's Playfully Throwing All the Other Nominees Under the Bus

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Not Even Patton Oswalt Can Resist the Charms of "Shake it Off"

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Richard Simmons Takes Perhaps the Most Horrifying Twitter Picture Ever, Patton Oswalt Responds Appropriately

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Why, Richard? I was planning on sleeping tonight!

Patton Oswalt's Inspiring Message in the Wake of the Boston Marathon Bombings: "The good outnumber you, and we always will."

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After worthless cowards do what they did in Boston yesterday, it's easy to have your faith in humanity take a serious hit. Patton Oswalt recognized that, and in the vein of Mr. Rogers' "look for the helpers" quote, Oswalt posted this poignant message on Facebook, telling people to pay attention to the droves of good people like Carlos Arredondo, who ran toward the wreckage to help the victims and even pinched a bleeding man's artery shut to save him from bleeding out. Well done, Carlos, and well said, Patton.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

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WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CHRISTMAS JOY?