His Two Cents

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toys,metaphors,burn
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Treat Her Like... Uhh... Sriracha?

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metaphors,milk,spoiled milk,sriracha
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Spicy, hot, and... umm... and her brand logo is a rooster? No! C*ck reference. Uhh... she's rare like... like a piece of meat? No! Misogyny...

Boys Don't Cry [WIN]

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metaphors,sounds sexy,this-shouldnt-be-that-funny-to-you,win
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Friends Can Be Many Things [WIN]

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friends,metaphors,sounds sexy,win
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Then you wouldn

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dreams,hopes,metaphors,mountains,oh snap
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Untitled

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drama,metaphors,what-are-you-trying-to-say
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