He Just Needed a Little Recharge Time

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Punctuation Is Everything

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Way To Give Her Pre-Wedding Weight Issues

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That's What I Told The Authorities Too

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Master Blaster

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BTW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO SELF-CENSOR, PLEASE LEAVE IN THE FIRST NAMES.

It helps us all follow along, and I have to deny some pretty funny ones because they're super-confusing.This one doesn't matter much, but it'd be funny in different ways depending on OP's gender. themoreyouknow

Liar

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Okay, this was funny, but can we stop with this stupid game please? -Ed.

Context FAIL

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