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Breast Cancer copypasta Featured Fail pregnant raising awareness - 5175010304
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Your friends aren't pregnant, just retarded.

From the people who brought you "I like it on the kitchen counter" and "10 inches :(" comes the new & slightly more panic-inducing:

The template is I'm _ weeks and craving _. The weeks correspond to the month of your birth (Jan = 1 week, Feb = 2 weeks, etc) and the thing being craved matches the day (born on the first and you crave Skittles).

Apparently, this is to raise awareness for something. Probably breast cancer

birthday cake Featured Fail paris hilton party crashers paz - 4472485376
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Who crashes Paris Hilton's birthday party, gets wasted, and steals her birthday cake?

This guy: