If Little Wafers of Bread Are the Body of Jesus, Then Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Body of God

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Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.

Pedo Party

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From the submitter:

I had a profile picture with me in party dresses at a cookie party with a few friends. Then, I got a message from my FRIEND'S DAD.

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