"I'm Gonna Stab Ya in the Chest With Me Sword, Ya Drongo!"

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"I'm Gonna Stab Ya in the Chest With Me Sword, Ya Drongo!"
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"Hold on theeea, mate. No chest stabbing. You know why." "You're right. How could I be so insensitive?"

I'd Never Live in New Zealand

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I'd Never Live in New Zealand
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Who would want to live basically on Mordor's front doorstep?

This is Ruddiculous!

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This is Ruddiculous!
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Kevin Rudd cannot into One Direction...