Not Quite Engrish: When You Just Want a Little More

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Not Quite Engrish: When You Just Want a Little More
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Can any fliends/Engrish Sensei help identify what's going on here? My google-fu is weak. Let us know in the comments.

Goes Great With "Cow Whatever"

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Goes Great With "Cow Whatever"
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Drizzle a little ranch "I Don't Know What The ** This Is" on it for a cool kick!