"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"

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"I Shall Nevair Leaf You, Mi Flor"
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"Ahh, mi sei mancato molto (I missed you so much), España! I will never leave you either! Do not worry about Silvio, he means nothing to me!"

In Italy, It is Now Illegal to Be a "Big Meanie Pants"

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In Italy, It is Now Illegal to Be a "Big Meanie Pants"
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But you can still utilize one of Italy's approximately 1.6 million hand gestures to communicate what you want to say.

Luigi! We Are In-a Thee Final!

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Luigi! We Are In-a Thee Final!
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"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"

"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"

Soccer Fans WIN/FAIL

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Soccer Fans WIN/FAIL
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Quick, give England more forza! They need it badly!