Resistance is Futile, Eh?

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Resistance is Futile, Eh?
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Sorry, but we're going to have to assimilate you. Sorry again!

SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare, Enraged and Ultra Super Offended Americans Moving to Canada

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SCOTUS Upholds Obamacare, Enraged and Ultra Super Offended Americans Moving to Canada
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Yeah, Canada has one of the most comprehensive socialized healthcare policies in the world. Threatening to move to Canada because of Obamacare is like threatening to move to Amsterdam because you hate marijuana users. So good luck with that, ultra super offended Twitter users.

Disco Pierre

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Disco Pierre
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Rumor has it he carried a rare tropical Canadian disease called "Saturday Night Fever."

Oh God! They've Been Hiding Right Above Our Noses the Whole Time!

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Oh God! They've Been Hiding Right Above Our Noses the Whole Time!
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Oh my God...

Push Out the USA To Initiate a New Era.

P.O.U.T.I.N.E.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!