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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

Now That's Sexy

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Funny twitter thread about the worst things that were on (music or tv) while having sex | Marisa Galvez @masiragz ld what's the worst thing that's been in the background while you've had sex? for me it's ratatouille Sarah @sarahlindish A rabbit shrieking as it was being eaten alive by an owl. Bits were falling on the tent.

Twitter Thread Proves People Will Bang To Absolutely Anything

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No Way Out

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Oral Hygiene

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That Exact Face

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Is There Any Other Kind of Thinking?

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Happens More Than We'd Care to Admit

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She's His "Get Lucky" Charm

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The Best Military Welcome Home Sign Ever

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When You're All Out of Wang

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The Dice Want You to Suffocate?

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An Honest Valentine's Day Card

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Bishops Are Terrible

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Couples Counseling Is Racy!

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Tired Wife Writes a Story about Her Husband's Hilarious Advances for a Mid-Day Quickie

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