Apparently Beavers Are Pretty Smooth

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You Understand Me, Autocorrect

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You're Not the Smartest, Are You?

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Yeah That Sounds Pretty Illegal

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I'd be careful who you text that to...

A True Playa's Phone

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And This Is Only Attempt #24

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I'm thinking of starting a reality TV series called "Guys Trying to Get Girls to Try Anal: True Stories." Coming soon to a public access station near you.

Well, That's a Bit Unsettling

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