This Is Why I Wear Clothes and Don't Shave

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This Is Why I Wear Clothes and Don't Shave
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Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

The Importance of Personal Grooming

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The Importance of Personal Grooming
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It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems