Hey Baby, What's Your Shoe Size

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Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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Ok Apple Maps, Now You're Just Being a D*ck

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I Would Tell You a Joke About Your Jokes But It's SO LAME

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Ooooh Gurl You Done Wrong

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His Literal Dong Is Small Than His Figurative Dongishness

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Didn't Matter, Had BJ

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The Legend of the One-Eyed Monster

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Birthday Package

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You Might Want to Get That Checked

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Somehow I Feel the Naked Man Is Rather Unnecessary

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Death By Chocolate

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Tody Balk

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Now You're Forcing It

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Isn't That Redundant?

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You Read This Wrong

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