Time to Hire a Go-Between

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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

The Attention Deficit Decade

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Sometimes we'd complain about President Bush or talk about how not-dead Michael Jackson was. Or, you know, just talk.

Get Back Here and Steal My Phone!

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If Brand Names Were More Honest

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Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.