Say It Twice and It's a Penis

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nintendo,old,urine,video games,wee,wii
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If you think you have it bad, just image how the French feel...

autocowrecks - wii france oui

The Attention Deficit Decade

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AutocoWrecks,old,pretend texting
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Sometimes we'd complain about President Bush or talk about how not-dead Michael Jackson was. Or, you know, just talk.

If Brand Names Were More Honest

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kids,no kids,nokia,nostalgia,old,pun,young people
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Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.

Time to Hire a Go-Between

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complicated,drinking,drunk,drunk text,fat fingers,hard,martinis,old,translator
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

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