Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
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Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

autocowrecks - dog balls texting (R-r-r-repost!)

You've Got Me Pegged

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You've Got Me Pegged
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And that's how this couple brought up the sensitive subject of pegging.

Grammarsexual

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Grammarsexual
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Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

Give or Take a Couple Weeks

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Give or Take a Couple Weeks
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This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.

When I'm Texting a Girl

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When I'm Texting a Girl
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After a certain length of time, my anxiety level reaches critical mass and I just give up and text her "lol nm ttyl" before jumping off a bridge.