Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!
And that's how this couple brought up the sensitive subject of pegging.
Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!
This is no doubt how the news was broken to Snooki. lololJersey Shore jokes.
After a certain length of time, my anxiety level reaches critical mass and I just give up and text her "lol nm ttyl" before jumping off a bridge.
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