Swing and a Miss

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Swing and a Miss
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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

This Is Why We Never Sleep

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This Is Why We Never Sleep
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Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.

Oh She Mad

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Oh She Mad
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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.