NEVER MIND NOT OVER HIM YET

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NEVER MIND NOT OVER HIM YET
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I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

Need Help Breaking Up with Someone? There's an App for That!

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Need Help Breaking Up with Someone?  There's an App for That!
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BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!