Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier
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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy

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Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy
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This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.