V-Day Spoilsport

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boner,boner killer,dating,ecard,erection,relationships,Valentines day
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Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...

Romance is in the air!

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boner,dating,erection,poem,poetry,relationships,roses are red,valentine,Valentines day
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Boner's Dozen

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boner,cosmo,cosmopolitan,erection
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Deep Thoughts

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boner,erection,hard,pictogram
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I didn't have to think long about it at all! And usually I'm known to be pretty soft-minded. Limp, even. And flaccid.

Sleep on It

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asleep,boner,erection,not romantic,romantic,sleeping
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It's Hard Being Gay

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barista,boner,coffee shop,erection,gay,homophobia,homosexual
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Not a Problem, Broner

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autocorrect,boner,bother,bro,Death,erection,facebook,facebook status,jesus,status
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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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