They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.
Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.
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IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE
BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU
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