In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Michigan, Detroit.
"Wherever you are, that's where I am." It sounds like that creepy ending to the movie "Angels in the Outfield," where the angel whispers "we're always watching" before he disappears. Boom. Invisible angel. And now he's watching you poop.