The New Standard Sign for All Weddings

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Man Digs Tunnel From House to Pub to Get Away From Wife Snoring

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The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine I managed to sneak down there when she was at the shops. It wasn't until 2009 that I hit the jackpot and came up through the women's toilet mop and bucket room.

Cheaper Than Most Daycares

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The Same Guy Owns All Three Shops

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Newcastle, Better Than Marriage

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Marry the One You Love

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It's Always Been You, Wine

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