"Sir, Step Out of the Car"

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gambling,liquor,Nevada,prostitution
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"Would you mind opening the trunk for me?" "Uhh... I... umm..." "Ooh boy you're in trouble now, sonny! Where do you work? Red Lobster?" "I-" "Shut up!"

Bet It All on Red! Always!

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casino,gambling,roulette,shots,shut up and take my money
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I don't know where you can buy this, but "Shut up and take my money," etc.

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