In a series of tweets from Paris, Luke said: 'Only woke up in the toilets of Charles de Gaulle airport an hour ago and half of Oldham know haha.'
He added: 'I got in a taxi to Manchester airport and booked a flight on my phone! Don't remember the flight. It's f***ing expensive here though. Mum thinks I'm a pillock. Walked past the Eiffel Tower 3 times! Not a clue where I am!'
Czar Alexander I didn't appreciate Napoleon creepin' on his business, and subsequently threw down on Napoleon's flagrant ass during his Russian invasion. Napoleon would go on to commit even greater party fouls at the Battle of Waterloo in 1815.