Kid Gets Drunk it Manchester...Wakes Up in Paris

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Kid Gets Drunk it Manchester...Wakes Up in Paris
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In a series of tweets from Paris, Luke said: 'Only woke up in the toilets of Charles de Gaulle airport an hour ago and half of Oldham know haha.'

He added: 'I got in a taxi to Manchester airport and booked a flight on my phone! Don't remember the flight. It's f***ing expensive here though. Mum thinks I'm a pillock. Walked past the Eiffel Tower 3 times! Not a clue where I am!'

Booze News: Drunk Woman Falls Under Train, Survives (Christmas Miracle?)

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British Transport Police released this video of a fantastically drunk woman at Barnsley Station managing to accidentally fall under a train. Luckily, the woman not only survived, but walked away with only minor cuts and bruises. Hopefully next time she'll just call a cab.

By The End Of The Night, I'll Definitely Get The High Score

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The Exhibit Bar in Balham, South London has a stream-powered video game in each of the men's room urinals. The game only works while you're answering nature's call, but you'll get plenty of chances once you break the seal.