He is... The Most Worst Drug Dealer in the World

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(Warning: language)

"Hey man, this weed actually isn't that bad!" "Yeah bro, I cut with this new bomb-ass stuff! You guys heard of bath salts?"

Tanked Toddlers: Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben! Jägerbomben!

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"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

What a Buzzkill

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Too high to unfriend.