Drink a Chandra Ablaze

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Ingredients: 1.5 oz. Orangecello 1 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Sweet & Sour .25 oz. Grenadine 5 drops Bitterman's Hellfire Habanero Shrub Bitters

The 900 Calorie Cocktail

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.