Russia Is a Hell of a Place

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Who Can Have Just One?

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Wouldn't Miss Sunday Sermon

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Possibly the Greatest Church Notice Ever

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Praise the Bong! It's the First Church of Cannabis

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The rules are as follows: 

1. Don't be an a**hole. Treat everyone with love as an equal.

2. The day it starts with your smile every morning, when you get up, wear it first.

3. Help others when you can. Not for money, but because you can.

4. Treat your body as a temple. Do not poison it with poor quality foods and sodas.

5. Do not take advantage of people. Do not intentionally hurt anything.

6. Never start a fight...only finish them.

7. Grow food, raise animals get nature in your daily routine.

8. Do not be a "troll" on the internet, respect others  with out name calling and being vulgarly agressive. 

9. Spend 10 minutes a day just contemplating life in a quiet space.

10. When you see a bully... stop them by any means possible. Protect those who cannot protect themselves.

11. Laugh often, share humor. Have fun in life, be positive. 

12. Cannabis, "the healing plant" is our sacrament. It brings us closer to ourselves and others. It is our fountain of health, our love, curing us of illness and depression. We embrace it with our whole heart and spirit, individually and as a group. 

-Amen

Dammit All to Hell...

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That's what you get when you have hydrants that spray acid instead of water. Nice going, Satan!

Getting High In Church Is the Worst

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