Everything That's Good About Morning Drinking is Here

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Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.

These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.

Did Someone Order a Heart Attack Margarita?

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As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!