"Mr. Vader can be so thoughtless. It was my birthday yesterday and he didn't even notice!"

I'll just look at one more video. Then I'll check my Facebook one more time. Then I'll play Minecraft for a few hours...

I'm not sure which was the biggest fail, this entire debt crisis debacle or the 2010 elections. How bad does it have to get, 'Merica, before you stop electing nutheads?

~OLJ

This must have come as quite a "shock" to the students at ASU. Hiyooo!

immaturepuns

~OLJ

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

And that's all in my spare time. Problem, dudes?

My co-workers do this to me all too often... --New Guy Nick