Hall of Fame

But I enjoy people-watching too much!

... is that the owners are themselves soleless.

PBRwned!

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

I promise not to use iTunes to develop nuclear technology.

What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?

Opera, of course.

... he just went to work for American Airlines!

Surprisingly, no one noticed I was gone.

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

Sssshhhh, only dreams now.

That's how the French spend their summer in the office.

Ha, I didn't know the French were so into U.S. pop culture. :P