Hall of Fame

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

There's more illuminating Chinese-English translations around the corner...

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Those cookies do look tasty.

MAH FAVRIT SNERK!!!

Anybody an inspector around here?

You never know what's under the habit.

"However, if you take out a life insurance policy with us, you'll be good to go!"

Ugh, forget it, I'll just stand up.

Sometimes, the battle is over even before it begins.

I'm not sure which was the biggest fail, this entire debt crisis debacle or the 2010 elections. How bad does it have to get, 'Merica, before you stop electing nutheads?

~OLJ