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Brunetto Latini says that if I exceed my forking quota for the next two weeks, I'll move down to circle eight! Cool beans!

I promise not to use iTunes to develop nuclear technology.

MAH FAVRIT SNERK!!!

And in this corner, we have... Mr. Rogers?

Sorry to burst your bubble, guys.

Ugh, forget it, I'll just stand up.

Doesn't look so foreign

Anybody an inspector around here?

"It's like having your dinner catered and not made by your servants:

IT'S BETTER WHEN POOR PEOPLE DO IT!"