The center is also known as the garbage and recycling industry.

This must have come as quite a "shock" to the students at ASU. Hiyooo!

immaturepuns

~OLJ

A few years ago Reebok came out with the most brilliant ad campaign ever, spawning Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. You'd be lying if you didn't want one of these in your work environment. --NGN

The weedwackers who utilize twine, and the mowers who prosecut the offenders. These are their stories.

DUN DUN!

Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!

GERTTA URINERT??? DER IT IN HERR!!!

... he just went to work for American Airlines!

Need more check marks next to 'surf the net'.

Dennis you're fatal flaw was not putting a lower-case vowel in front of all your products. Clearly he would have been more popular had he created iWindows.