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"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

Isn't Thursday traditionally 'Th'?

It comes from the same language family as HRish, Politician, and Bulls**tese.

The National Low Income Housing Commission paints a rather bleak picture of housing affordability in the United States. The state which requires the least amount of hours at minimum wage in order to afford housing is a tie between West Virginia and Arkansas at 63 hours. That's just over a week and a half of a 40-hour work week. Sorry kids, looks like that fancy dinner at Applebees will have to wait until next month.

And don't even get me started on mens' and womens' cars versus mens' and womens' bedrooms!

... he just went to work for American Airlines!

Pimps don't need safety goggles.

Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!

Oh yeah. "Work sucks."