Hall of Fame

The weedwackers who utilize twine, and the mowers who prosecut the offenders. These are their stories.

DUN DUN!

I remember when Gmail sent me a notification about ads a couple months ago. It said something like "we're working to get you better, more high-quality ads." I just thought "Okay? I don't really care?"

~OLJ

Personally I'm the "Uh oh its the 23rd and I haven't bought anything yet" category. --NGN

Trolling is an art form. Refine your craft here!

A few years ago Reebok came out with the most brilliant ad campaign ever, spawning Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. You'd be lying if you didn't want one of these in your work environment. --NGN

"In conclusion, members of the board, I believe that our quarterly profits index indicates that BOOM! we gwaan ha' a bashment time wid copious green a-come in! Jah know!"

This is the third time I have gotten this.

I can recapture my youth and get my work done!

Surprisingly, no one noticed I was gone.

Or as I like to call them: Windpipe Plugs.

No #2 pencil required to rewind the spool!

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

Although it's kind of hard to be a part of the solution when the problem is 99.9 percent of the whole thing!