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Need more check marks next to 'surf the net'.

Go forth! There's a place for smut like this! I hear it's called "the intraweb."

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A fair point indeed. Centuries of imperialism is to blame for the crazy apocalypse scenarios! --New Guy Nick

Tip your servers people.

It comes from the same language family as HRish, Politician, and Bulls**tese.

Roger, what's our height, Dwight?

Don't you just hate it when this happens to you?

It takes 5 minutes to drink a slim fast?

See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

"He's going through taco withdrawal, we need 50 cc's of tapatio sauce, stat!"