computer

"And then he showed me his Wang!"

"Can you describe his Wang for us, Miss?"

"Yeah, it was big and bulky and looked like it weighed about 50 pounds."

"Wait, what?"

Come on, smart-ass! Fix it if you're such a genius!

"Great, and are there any ALT routes available?

My favorite is the young woman who gets cut off when the video ends.

I feel your pain, man, I feel your pain...

Your license can wait. This game must be won!

Dust. Dust specks.