computer

He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.

"Great, and are there any ALT routes available?

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

Doesn't look so foreign

I'm not the least bit ashamed!

My favorite is the young woman who gets cut off when the video ends.

Another reason never to leave the break room.

A manager's computer monitor died... so he repurposed it to keep his office door open, which coincidently was never equipped with a stopper.