Via ptony719
I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:
"Can I get your name please?"
"John."
"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"
Goes well with Lon Lon Milk. Just don't smash the tip jar, there are no rupees in it, so don't even bother.