coffee

You misspelled "John," idiot!

Not pictured: Café a la Douche (five espresso shots, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream, nonfat milk and cream).

The less time you spend as Oool-GwAz from Planet +?F, the better.

Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

Try updating Java.

Poor, poor Ian.