coffee

Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh the coffee's ready? Sorry about that Kyle, I hope you understand why I tried to eat you. --NGN

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

Who wouldn't want Halle Berry on their latte?!

Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

It's none other than your favorite pick-me-up: caffeine! Raw caffeine powder mush freshly extracted from coffee beans. In it's pure form, caffeine is a bitter white powder that looks a lot like sugar.