coffee

If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.

Not pictured: Café a la Douche (five espresso shots, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream, nonfat milk and cream).

If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

Goes well with Lon Lon Milk. Just don't smash the tip jar, there are no rupees in it, so don't even bother.

Try updating Java.

Who wouldn't want Halle Berry on their latte?!