coffee

Then he plans to re-sell that gallon as Coors Light.

Maybe you didn't hear me. I said the customer is never right!

"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

"Polly want a creamer! Polly want a creamer!"

Actually, a pumpkin spysh latte shounds pretty delishush. Ushshshshsh.

Via: Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dh31p/thesweetaromaofcoffee/

Let's keep this going! How would you state this if you were talking to people from other professions?

I think it's safe to say that of all the AI in science fiction, HAL 9000 would get the worst customer service rating in food service or retail.

~OLJ

Goes well with Lon Lon Milk. Just don't smash the tip jar, there are no rupees in it, so don't even bother.