coffee

You misspelled "John," idiot!

1) You just had your morning coffee.
2) You had a big dinner last night.
3) The hallway to the bathroom looks like this...

What do you do?

If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.

It's none other than your favorite pick-me-up: caffeine! Raw caffeine powder mush freshly extracted from coffee beans. In it's pure form, caffeine is a bitter white powder that looks a lot like sugar.