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Not pictured: Café a la Douche (five espresso shots, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream, nonfat milk and cream).

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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

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Intravenous? But I'll miss the flat, stale taste of coffee that's been sitting in the breakroom all weekend!

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