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You misspelled "John," idiot!

Great! Just great! When am I supposed to fit in "stand around the water cooler?"

Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day: