coffee

I think it's safe to say that of all the AI in science fiction, HAL 9000 would get the worst customer service rating in food service or retail.

~OLJ

But caffeine isn't the only culprit.

~OLJ

Let's keep this going! How would you state this if you were talking to people from other professions?

Then he plans to re-sell that gallon as Coors Light.

Intravenous? But I'll miss the flat, stale taste of coffee that's been sitting in the breakroom all weekend!

Not pictured: Café a la Douche (five espresso shots, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream, nonfat milk and cream).