bathroom

Shakes and dries so you don't have to.

With just a little cartoon physics, it's possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkyMLX87bA&feature=player_detailpage

Or I could just stand there with my arms extended for half an hour until my hands drip-dry. Beats workin'.

~OLJ

Thanks, buddy! I was on the fence about it until you tipped me off! Thanks for testing the waters, literally!

From the charming men and women of the US Air Force.

Or else I'll slide my fist up under your face!

It might be insulting to be reminded to wash your hands every time you step into a restroom, but liability's a bitch.

~OLJ